Zephoid

Oh glorious powers that be, Zephoid is doing quite well as a clan and not as good as a website! I'm okay with it, in our spring test run we managed to get quite a lot of people, but with the semester coming to an end, there's too much studying in the way of my friends' schedules, and as such Zephoid is mostly my own humble home. Summer, summer, I can't wait. I'm expecting a lot of summerfags to come in and /meme lolXDsorandom but who fucking cares, if it pleases the mods to get more viewers on average, it's not within my jurisdiction to complain, and if they don't like it, they can call bans and I'll happily comply. (Within reason of course) FURTHERMORE I am getting unlimited internet. Rogers, Bell, shitty services, there's no plans with unlimited bandwidth regardless of price, but then comes Tek Savvy (Keep in mind I'm Canadian.) Tek Savvy, their lowest unlimited bandwidth is as follows: 3MB/s download, 512KB/s Upload, $45 a month. The fuck rogers, this is better than every single one of your connections at half the price, of course I'm going with your competitor! Anyways, if anybody is losing sight of Zephoid being a hangout, you should really refocus, because Zephoid is definitely looking to "Restart" for summer and stay restarted. Now that I'll have unlimited bandwidth, there's nothing stopping me from doing every stream by myself and cutting/adding mods while I do, I can do a 24 hour recruitment drive if need be. Well that's just a short synopsis of what I've been up to. If you have a spare moment, make sure to hit up www.zephoid.webs.com

Movin out

Shit it's been a while guys.

Well I just remembered about this little ole thing and I thought I'd give you a quick synopsis of how the big change from Parents to Roomate went:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpOVQwKebP8

Fuck yeah.

So if you really want to know why I hate women:

LadyA generously offered to buy www.zephoid.com domain, I wasn't aware, thought it was free

Anyways over the while she slowly got offended at a few comments here and there and the people even apologized and it was k

So then today while I'm at work I get a text message saying zephoid is down, like whatever I'm busy.

I learn today that she added up all of the super duper offensive comments and decided to drop the hosting and edit everything in studio.

reason #411 Phrozen hates women, they don't respect a man's work

reason # 208 Phrozen hates women, they get angry at petty things

reason # 84 Phrozen hates women, they can't be trusted with anything

Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer

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E621 mods

PhrozenFox: Ay Skeeter, I'm just wondering how http://e621.net/post/show/152465 was irrelevant to the site when it was a pokemon picture
skeeter`: humans
PhrozenFox: http://e621.net/post?tags=not_furry&commit=Search
GuestFourteenPhin: seems to just be Dawn with a Zorua tail
PhrozenFox: I think you have a lot of work to do
PhrozenFox: =/



Siiiigh~

Chat with Bell Mobility

Thank you for your patience an online representative will be with you shortly. Your wait time is approximately 2 minute(s).

Welcome to bell.ca! You are chatting with Fabiane . To assist you, may I please have your name and mobile phone number with area code?

Bryan: (Phone number and area code)

Fabiane : Welcome to Bell Mobility chat, my name is Fabiane, how may I provide you with an excellent service today?

Bryan: I did not receive a bill, but only a notification on my phone that I need to pay it

Bryan: I made an account and attempted to link my phone, but after 3 attempts with what I am assuming is the correct information; it locked me out after 24 hours

Bryan: I don't think I should lose my $200 deposit (on my three year plan) if I am completely incapable of paying my bill due to your company not sending it to me.

Fabiane : Sorry that you are having problem to link your account. Let me help you with this.

Fabiane : May I have your full name please?

Bryan: Bryan (Last name)

Bryan: I have never received customer service with such a formal tone, it is hard to believe this is not automated.

Fabiane : No I'm a real person.

Fabiane : Mr (Last Name), for security reasons, may I have your email address and your date of birth please?

Bryan: (Business email) 20/11/1990

Fabiane : Thank you.

Fabiane : To be able to help, I would need your My Bell user name and password so I can log in to your account.

Bryan: Every website I have ever visited has told me not to disclose my username and password

Bryan: In any case, it's disabled for 24 hours, and I am having trouble believing you have no other process

Fabiane : Unfortunately, I would love to help with this matter and totally respect that you do not want to give out your user name and password but I'm not able to assist you with out that information. I can do a reset of password for you but I can't guaranty will solve your problem

Bryan: It is more of a misfortune that the resolution system is so poor that you have to manually log onto my account to fix such a simple problem as sending me a piece of paper with a number and instructions on how to pay you.

Bryan: If it's any simpler, I could give you my paypal information and we could work from there?

Fabiane : Please don't give out your paypal information.

Bryan: My paypal information doesn't allow somebody to log onto my account, rather just to request a payment.

Fabiane : If you would like to, we can send you a paper bill. You will have 2.00 fees for the paper bill

Bryan: This is acceptable. On the bill I would like a code of sorts to tell my bank to automatically pay this bill, if this is possible. Do you need my address?

Bryan: Also, could it be forwarded to whomever is in charge of the deposits that I did not receive my bill, so that my $200 deposit is still intact?

Fabiane : Yes, I can give you your costumer id number.

Fabiane : I will leave a note on the account for you.

Bryan: Thank you. Do you need my address?

Fabiane : No I have got your account and I have validate you earlier.

Fabiane : Tell me, do you want to receive the paper bill?

Bryan: Yes. I have tried a few times to log in and pay using the system you provided, but multiple times it has failed. I would much rather pay using paper. Is there any way I could go to a Bell Kiosk or something and pay with the paper bill that way?

Fabiane : Yes, but the take only checks or money orders.

Bryan: I can provide cheques.

Fabiane : Do you have a paper and pencil? I'm able to give you your account information's

Bryan: I am ready to receive my account information.

Fabiane : For your payment you need your costumer id number : (ID Number for my Costume)

Fabiane : To be able to link your account to your profile in 24 hours, you need your account number and billing date. So account number is (account number) and billing date is the 17 of each month

Bryan: As long as my $200 deposit is still intact, I have no problem paying in 24 hours; the problem is that by tomorrow it will be voided.

Bryan: The mistake I made was that on the invoice I received when I purchased the phone, it said my billing date was the 15th, and the form would not accept that.

Fabiane : You have activated this account on the 15th but the billing date giving to you is the 17th of each month.

Bryan: I realize my error, but I still am not pleased with how I did not receive my bill. As long as my $200 deposit is still intact, and your company realizes that I have full intention of paying my bills on time, then this problem is resolved.

Fabiane : I really know that you want to make your payment. I have left on note on your account explaining the situation. Don't worry about it.

Fabiane : an*

Bryan: Thank you. I would still like to receive a paper bill on top of any other notices; even if I don't use it to pay, it will still remind me that payment is due.

Fabiane : Do you still want to receive the paper bill or you will like to wait 24 hours and come back to the chat so I can assist you?

Fabiane : Ok I send you the paper bill.

Bryan: As an unrelated question, if my phone were to be water damaged and I

Bryan: Sorry, I hit enter

Bryan: If my Galaxy S Vibrant were to be water damaged and I didn't have a warranty, how much would it cost to repair/replace it?

Fabiane : Let me see

Fabiane : The price of the Galaxy Vibrant is 499.95

Bryan: So without a warranty I would have to pay the full price?

Fabiane : This is the price today of a bran new Vibrant.

Bryan: I bought the warranty for if I'm stupid enough to drop it down a flight of stairs; why is the warranty for water damage about $50 more?

Fabiane : Did you buy a warranty from the store?

Bryan: I have the warranty for anything OTHER than water damage; they also offered that warranty on top of water damage, but I refused because it was $50 more.

Bryan: Why does it cost so much more for one type of damage?

Fabiane : This is an issue that you would need to see with the store that as sold you the warranty

Fabiane : I really don't have an answer for you on this matter.

Bryan: Would it be plausable that if my phone were to be disabled due to substantial water damage, that I could throw it at a wall and get it replaced for free on my other warranty?

Fabiane : Again, this is a matter that you would need to discuss with the store that as sold you the phone. I can tell you one thing, store's are able to see if the phone as water damaged. Sorry that I'm not the best person to answer this question for you.

Bryan: No problem. If I am receiving a paper bill, along with your assurance my deposit isn't void, then all my problems have been solved.

Fabiane : Yes I have set you up to receive the paper bill

Fabiane : Do worry I have left an note on your account.

Fabiane : Have I answered all of your questions?

Bryan: Yes. Thank you for your help, and spontaniously receive a promotion for being such a good help. :)

Fabiane : You're welcome! I'm glad to have been of assistance.

Fabiane : Thank you for chatting with me Mr. (Last name) . Please click the "Close" button on the top right of the chat window to tell me how I did today. Have a great evening!

Bryan: Or I could click the big red X my Browser provides. Thanks!

Phrozen and the spider

SO I'M ON MY BED JUST CHILLIN BALLS WHEN THIS SPIDER HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO RAPPELL DOWN HIS SHITTY WEB ONTO THE DESK BESIDE ME.

AT THIS POINT I'M LIKE HOLY SHIT A SPIDER DON'T FUCKING KILL ME SO I GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED AND ASK PEOPLE ON MSN WHAT TO DO WHEN THIS GENIUS IDEA COMES TO MIND.

CHEMICAL FUCKING WARFARE.

The plan is simple but requires finesse; the spider is under the lip of the top of my desk, just hanging there after I blew on it a few times, standing perfectly still in broad daylight pretending I can't see him; the can of Axe is directly under him.

I make my move. Swooping down I grab the can and get my arm the fuck out before he's able to sink his extremely venemous Brown House Spider fangs into my dainty human skin.

All that's left is to take the shot.

I look the fucker right in his 8 or more eyes and pray to spider heaven he's been a good man, then I blast my payload all over his fucking face.

He begins to fall but catches himself; tough bastard. He grabs onto the desk and barely manages to break his fall into the floor, but it was too late; his body had already absorbed too much damage, and as he limped away under the desk, disoriented, I delivered the final volley of chemical unto his rear, rocketting him into the backboard of the desk.

Confused, weary, and wounded, the spider took his last breath, said a quick prayer, and laid down his eight vile arms for the rest of eternity.

The battle may have been won, but the war is far from over; I know his comrades line the back of the bathroom mirror, waiting for their chance to strike; their scout was able to get a bit of intel, but of the weapons I'm using, he wasn't able to report.

I'll keep you guys posted, but if I don't come back in a while, just assume the spiders have won.

God speed.

-Phrozen

Jobs

Well I can count Department Store on the list of jobs I can't do.

So far it's:

Knife Salesman
Dishwasher
and Department Store

Man, I do my best and it's still not enough. Maybe the only place I could work is the welfare office.

RIP Concrete Guy

Short backstory: Concrete guy was supposed to get me a job at his concrete guy place, but he was either lying or forgot to inform the union or something.

Either way, he's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of laying concrete at 100 ft in the air. (He didn't die from that.)

Too fucking soon though.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

OH BOY IT'S TOUCHY SUBJECT TIME

As pretty much everybody should know, I'm at least minimally involved in a little internet subculture known as the "Furry fandom"

Oh lord, the sexual deviants.

No no, first I am going to explain to you what the furry fandom is:

The furry fandom is a group of people who like anthropomorphic (humanized) animals, so basically people covered in fur, or animals who stand on 2 feet and talk, etc.
A "furry" is somebody who subscribes to this notion.

Now, before you get ahead of yourself, that's specifically what a "furry" is, nothing more: a fan of anthros. (Although occasionally anthros [short form for anthropomorphic humans] are referred to as such.)
Example of mainstream anthros: Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse (don't look them up on a furry site, you won't like that you see)

HERE COME THE MISCONSTRUSIONS:
A lot of people think furries are into animals. This is not true.
A lot of people think furries are into children. Also not true.

HOWEVER, there is a little problem with the fandom: PEOPLE ARE FAR TOO ACCEPTING.

There are people out there who like little kids and dogs but that's illegal :(
Then those people see the furry fandom for the golden land of accepted fetishes, and now you have beastiality of movies like Alpha and Omega, (a movie about talking dogs or some shit, I didn't see it) and of course it's okay; they can talk, therefore show content (bah).
Then you have the people who are into children; apparently, if you draw naked kids, it's not illegal, so they draw naked furry children and it's awwwwrite because they're characters and you can make them as mature as you want.

NOW.

Now that there's a backstory, it comes to my opinion.

Despite all of the arguably cruel things I've said about these people: I think it's perfectly fine.

NONONO, no. Think about it.

You are a pedophile, just go with me on this, I'm not accusing you.

You did not choose to be a pedophile, agreed it may be a pretty gross thing for some people, but it's what you like and you can't help it.

You want to see a little kid naked, but it's illegal.

Do you:
A. Go rape a kid: Go to prison.
B. Jack off to a picture of a kid (still illegal, but nobody gets hurt)
C. Jack off to a drawn picture of a kid. Legal.

I honestly think it's pretty bad. I'm not into kids or animals (but I do like anthros, and think clean young anthro art is adorable), but they were born with this, it's not a sickness, and it's not aquired, it's a sexual fetish that cannot be changed.

There's laws cracking down to remove questionable art, but honestly, you get that stuff removed, and people are going to get desperate for their fix, and next thing you know, your child and/or dog are going to be abducted for some strange sexual experiment.

Sorry for boring and/or disgusting you with all this stuff, but it's true and needs to be said; also the furry website I frequent is always up in arms about this crap.

***I am not a pedophile or zoophile, nor do I endorse either, I am merely a philosopher and speculator***

Job Hunting

Also known as the infinite trek of disappointment.

I get it, we're supposed to go out there and sell ourselves, they're making an investment in us.

Why do employers have to be so god damn prejudice though? Can't they take a fucking chance and hire some kid for 2 hours a week just to see if he's worth the trouble?

I bust my ass out there every weekday looking for a shit job where I'm going to get treated like shit for shit wage and shit hours, and I get turned away as if I'm shit; the whole process is just shit shit shit, and honestly, with all the people looking for workers, you'd think you could go somewhere and just get put up at a job. (You're thinking a temp agency, right?) Well that shit doesn't fly. Temp agencies have all this bullshit you have to go through just to speak to somebody, and by the time that's done, half your day is gone, and you have to do it every freaken day.

Alright, getting a little cussy here.

I can't just expect somebody to hire me because I say I'm good, but then what the heck am I supposed to do? They won't hire me without experience, and I can't get experience without a job, I've done volunteer work, but apparently that's not enough; I took job specific training courses, and that got me a job for a year, but then they over staffed and cut my hours so I had to leave (while thinking I was getting a new job in construction).

You really can't cut a break in this world.
I think I'd be perfectly happy with a shitty trade that I hate every day, come home to nothing but a computer and just chill balls and play some vidya.

Forget about women. I'm sick of all the innate narcissicm, mind games... honestly, nothing you care about is serious with them, but God forbid the tiniest little thing goes wrong for them, the entire world has to hear of their fucking woes, and you who stays by her side through thick and thin get fucked, (not on your cock, though) every fucking time without fail. It's like they have some sort of complex to just completely disregard men as human beings and refuse to show them the respect they deserve.

Off topic anyways, it was kind of related to "coming home to nothing", and in all honesty, I'd rather be alone than deal with some sort of fucking huge cunt who just nags the shit out of me, coming home after 10 hours of shit labour.

Sorry this was less of an "update" for those who were looking for it, and more of me getting a bunch of things off my chest, but that was pretty much my whole motivation for updating.

Join us next time when I get a fleshlight or something.

Obligatory update

For the 3 followers and myself (I think, I haven't looked in a while) I figured I'd update my blog with some random crap.

Firstly; I've run out of games to play. League of Legends is just garbage; Maplestory, I got bored of, pretty much anything Nexon has is boring.
If anybody has any suggestions for PC, I'll look into it.

I've been getting out more, hanging out with friends, it's nice.

I need a fucking job, I'm going crazy here.

I'm worried about some people.

My skype group no longer interests me, and it was pretty much the only group of friends I subscribe to on the internet.

I want internet fame, I want to be the admin of such a big website, and I want to rule over it with DIGNITY, AND FUCKING INTEGRITY, AND GOOGLE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

A lot of things can fuck right off.
Druggies, Failtrolls (the difference being that real trolls get negative reactions from inferior people, while failtrolls just bug you and pretend it's funny), NUKE THE ENTIRE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS COMMUNITY; really, Maplestory has probably the nicest community; it's like any anime I've seen, where you meet friendly strangers and go on your way, or meet an enemy whom you fight a lot.

I'm so mean to my friends sometimes. They are always there to help, and I usually ignore it. At times like these, I always creep it out and say I love them, they think I'm about to do something stupid, and ask what's up; especially then, I can see how much these psuedo strangers on the internet actually care about me, and I appreciate it.

If I don't want to do something with my friends, I tell them. Sometimes they get mad, but they know me, and honestly, it seems they're jealous that I have so much constitution to ignore things I don't like; but it might make me a bad person...I always make up for it. I do things I don't like if I know it means a lot to a good friend.

The world was made for me, it revolves around me. If the world doesn't revolve around me; why do I see it through my eyes?
Don't tell me the world doesn't revolve around me as some shitty attempt at making me feel ashamed for my zeal, I deserve everything I aspire for, and if the world was free, I would have it. I aspire for much, but haven't the drive to achieve it. I actually only want to have a hard job that pays well, come home to a nice girl who loves me, and sleep away the pain of a hard day's work; on my days off, I play video games.

It feels so good writing out everything I'm thinking; my silly little qualms.

I feel I am really at peace with the world, despite not having a job, being behind on rent, I'm really fucked, but I feel peace, I can feel the ebb and flow of life everywhere I go, I can feel my own sexuality and spirituality, I can feel my aura, and fuck if nobody believes me, in times of need I can use my senses to empower myself to achieve just about anything, I can focus that power to augment any of my senses or abilities.
It sounds absurd, but you'd have to feel it.

I wish people could be at peace with eachother; I wish people would heed my words, and try to feel their inner power, because it's really made me feel good when times were bad; I guess I'm just optimistic.

Please everybody, never lose sight of who you are, and NEVER leave your emotions bottled up. Find somebody who will listen and just fucking spill whatever negative feelings you have, ignore what other people think of you, and just fucking tell whomever you want what you think of them. Tell the school bully that he's a sick excuse for a human being, tell your girlfriend that her feet smell (unrelated), and tell your father that he's a dispicable bastard that doesn't deserve his fucking family; but never forget that the school bully taught you to hone your senses to danger, your girlfriend held you in times of pain, and your father birthed, raised, and put up with your bullshit for over a decade.

Never forget the ones you love, and always make time to tell them they're important.

Wat

Due to a glitch, I managed to follow my own blog.

Steam Group

I made a Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/youre

It started as a joke but turned into a serious.

Blah

I haven't really had any ideas/the drive to upload any more posts, so I'm opening up a "thing" if you will.

Ask me a question at: http://www.formspring.me/PhrozenFox
and I will answer everybody's questions in blog posts, along with any thoughts/feelings I've had that day.

You don't need to sign up to ask a question, so go crazy!

League of Loafers

Yes I play League of Legends.

No, I don't like the community.

Oh man

>Finally got a girlfriend
>Girl I've been crushing on for years
>Shorter than me, brunette, adorable in every way
>We have sex regularly
>Been together for two years
>Trust her unconditionally
>One day, she tells me we need to have a talk
>She has a very sad look on her face
>Tells me she was raped a few weeks ago
>She went to get an STD test and found out she's HIV Positive
>We've had sex at least 5 times after the rape
>She tells me now because she was scared of telling me
>Suddenly filled with uncontrollable rage
>Punch her in the face as hard as I can
>She falls down, nose is broken
>Can't control rage, can't even see straight
>Keep punching her as hard as I can
>Her face is a pool of blood
>Blood splashes on my shirt with every punch
>Can't. Stop. Punching.
>Leave, her parents come home later
>Skip ahead 2 weeks
>She has to wear a face bandage, stitches everywyere
>Told her parents a robber attacked her
>Didn't want me in jail because she felt she deserved it
>Suddenly feel terrible inside
>Go to apologize a week later
>Get to house, ask her sister where she is
>Sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma
>Run to the hospital as fast as possible
>Get to her room
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Well I thought it was funny. -_-

Bond

User one: I have recently partook into a wonderful series of videos entitled: "The Angry Video Game Nerd" in which this delightful fellow reviews video games while spouting profanity.

User two: I must disagree with your opinion, and must provide instead the alternate title of: "The Angry Video Game Turd" as I rather dislike anything that has such a clever title so as to eclipse my own video game reviews.

User one: I cannot understand your outrageous claim, and must instead provide you with the assumption that I performed sexual intercourse with a female member of your immediate family.

User two: This does not compute, as my mother is dead and I have no sister.

User one: Your mother computed my sexual reproduction system merely hours ago.

User two: I provide you the idea of settling our conflict by means of pugilism, however, you will require a large sum of money to travel to my location so that we may carry out our scuffle in a fashion more befitting men of our calibre.

User one: Your mother befitted my calibre.


The internet: Circa 1780

Lurk less

Honestly, I just quit my favourite livestream because everybody just has to be fucking dicks.

Has anybody noticed that everywhere you go there has to be a large group of fuck-tards stirring up shit?

I can't even fucking play a game without some cunt-bag-

You know what, it's just going to be the same sentence re-worded 20 times.

Grow the fuck up, learn some respect; these are real people, and some of them know how to backtrace, ya dun goof'd.

Regardless, I'm done trying to fit into communities, I am going to stick to playing games with people I already know.

League of Legends is an example of cunt-bag filled community.

Joy!

Joy! Oh joy is me! I have a minion, finally!

I know I've had people who read this blog here and there, but somebody actually subscribed to me, WITHOUT ME PAYING THEM!

I suppose I atleast find this entertaining, it's a good way to get out any anger and frustration I have throughout my day.

Anyways, I noticed a lot of stuff about my work today.

They held meetings to discuss safety and whatnot, and made pretty damn sure it was drilled into people's heads that mixing up chemicals was a CRITIAL ERROR; however, I still find window spray in table sanitizer bottles, 4 different dilutions of the same concoction, bullshit man. I took the bottles to the manager who, next day, just put them all back where they were! So I emptied all the (probably expensive) chemical down the drain and refilled them with the proper amounts.

There is a cart that has had a flat tire for half of last year, not fixed, leaky tap in the bathroom, reported, not fixed, etcetc.

Oh well, they're improving, but god, we lose a lot of silverware man, we had maybe 100 knives and I remember having atleast 500, atleast it's not forks this year.

Annnnyways, work is okay, I have to be the asshole who tells everybody they're doing shit wrong, but it's okay, if it saves somebody from mixing dishwashing detergent with bleach and blowing out their fucking eyes, job well done.