>Finally got a girlfriend
>Girl I've been crushing on for years
>Shorter than me, brunette, adorable in every way
>We have sex regularly
>Been together for two years
>Trust her unconditionally
>One day, she tells me we need to have a talk
>She has a very sad look on her face
>Tells me she was raped a few weeks ago
>She went to get an STD test and found out she's HIV Positive
>We've had sex at least 5 times after the rape
>She tells me now because she was scared of telling me
>Suddenly filled with uncontrollable rage
>Punch her in the face as hard as I can
>She falls down, nose is broken
>Can't control rage, can't even see straight
>Keep punching her as hard as I can
>Her face is a pool of blood
>Blood splashes on my shirt with every punch
>Can't. Stop. Punching.
>Leave, her parents come home later
>Skip ahead 2 weeks
>She has to wear a face bandage, stitches everywyere
>Told her parents a robber attacked her
>Didn't want me in jail because she felt she deserved it
>Suddenly feel terrible inside
>Go to apologize a week later
>Get to house, ask her sister where she is
>Sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma
>Run to the hospital as fast as possible
>Get to her room
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Well I thought it was funny. -_-
My favorite part was when her brains started spurting out of her ears <3
ReplyDeleteHey, remember me? 'Course you do. Anyways, that's pretty funny, I saw a similar one on failbook about Fresh Prince. =P Also, I actually agree with a lot of your views/the stuff you post on here. You ain't as bad as I thought. So, uhh, hope you still ain't mad at me from like a year ago, and stuff. Lol
ReplyDelete-Nate...! With an exclamation point!
I came
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