>Finally got a girlfriend
>Girl I've been crushing on for years
>Shorter than me, brunette, adorable in every way
>We have sex regularly
>Been together for two years
>Trust her unconditionally
>One day, she tells me we need to have a talk
>She has a very sad look on her face
>Tells me she was raped a few weeks ago
>She went to get an STD test and found out she's HIV Positive
>We've had sex at least 5 times after the rape
>She tells me now because she was scared of telling me
>Suddenly filled with uncontrollable rage
>Punch her in the face as hard as I can
>She falls down, nose is broken
>Can't control rage, can't even see straight
>Keep punching her as hard as I can
>Her face is a pool of blood
>Blood splashes on my shirt with every punch
>Can't. Stop. Punching.
>Leave, her parents come home later
>Skip ahead 2 weeks
>She has to wear a face bandage, stitches everywyere
>Told her parents a robber attacked her
>Didn't want me in jail because she felt she deserved it
>Suddenly feel terrible inside
>Go to apologize a week later
>Get to house, ask her sister where she is
>Sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma
>Run to the hospital as fast as possible
>Get to her room
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Well I thought it was funny. -_-
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
Bond
User one: I have recently partook into a wonderful series of videos entitled: "The Angry Video Game Nerd" in which this delightful fellow reviews video games while spouting profanity.
User two: I must disagree with your opinion, and must provide instead the alternate title of: "The Angry Video Game Turd" as I rather dislike anything that has such a clever title so as to eclipse my own video game reviews.
User one: I cannot understand your outrageous claim, and must instead provide you with the assumption that I performed sexual intercourse with a female member of your immediate family.
User two: This does not compute, as my mother is dead and I have no sister.
User one: Your mother computed my sexual reproduction system merely hours ago.
User two: I provide you the idea of settling our conflict by means of pugilism, however, you will require a large sum of money to travel to my location so that we may carry out our scuffle in a fashion more befitting men of our calibre.
User one: Your mother befitted my calibre.
The internet: Circa 1780
User two: I must disagree with your opinion, and must provide instead the alternate title of: "The Angry Video Game Turd" as I rather dislike anything that has such a clever title so as to eclipse my own video game reviews.
User one: I cannot understand your outrageous claim, and must instead provide you with the assumption that I performed sexual intercourse with a female member of your immediate family.
User two: This does not compute, as my mother is dead and I have no sister.
User one: Your mother computed my sexual reproduction system merely hours ago.
User two: I provide you the idea of settling our conflict by means of pugilism, however, you will require a large sum of money to travel to my location so that we may carry out our scuffle in a fashion more befitting men of our calibre.
User one: Your mother befitted my calibre.
The internet: Circa 1780
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Lurk less
Honestly, I just quit my favourite livestream because everybody just has to be fucking dicks.
Has anybody noticed that everywhere you go there has to be a large group of fuck-tards stirring up shit?
I can't even fucking play a game without some cunt-bag-
You know what, it's just going to be the same sentence re-worded 20 times.
Grow the fuck up, learn some respect; these are real people, and some of them know how to backtrace, ya dun goof'd.
Regardless, I'm done trying to fit into communities, I am going to stick to playing games with people I already know.
League of Legends is an example of cunt-bag filled community.
Has anybody noticed that everywhere you go there has to be a large group of fuck-tards stirring up shit?
I can't even fucking play a game without some cunt-bag-
You know what, it's just going to be the same sentence re-worded 20 times.
Grow the fuck up, learn some respect; these are real people, and some of them know how to backtrace, ya dun goof'd.
Regardless, I'm done trying to fit into communities, I am going to stick to playing games with people I already know.
League of Legends is an example of cunt-bag filled community.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Joy!
Joy! Oh joy is me! I have a minion, finally!
I know I've had people who read this blog here and there, but somebody actually subscribed to me, WITHOUT ME PAYING THEM!
I suppose I atleast find this entertaining, it's a good way to get out any anger and frustration I have throughout my day.
Anyways, I noticed a lot of stuff about my work today.
They held meetings to discuss safety and whatnot, and made pretty damn sure it was drilled into people's heads that mixing up chemicals was a CRITIAL ERROR; however, I still find window spray in table sanitizer bottles, 4 different dilutions of the same concoction, bullshit man. I took the bottles to the manager who, next day, just put them all back where they were! So I emptied all the (probably expensive) chemical down the drain and refilled them with the proper amounts.
There is a cart that has had a flat tire for half of last year, not fixed, leaky tap in the bathroom, reported, not fixed, etcetc.
Oh well, they're improving, but god, we lose a lot of silverware man, we had maybe 100 knives and I remember having atleast 500, atleast it's not forks this year.
Annnnyways, work is okay, I have to be the asshole who tells everybody they're doing shit wrong, but it's okay, if it saves somebody from mixing dishwashing detergent with bleach and blowing out their fucking eyes, job well done.
I know I've had people who read this blog here and there, but somebody actually subscribed to me, WITHOUT ME PAYING THEM!
I suppose I atleast find this entertaining, it's a good way to get out any anger and frustration I have throughout my day.
Anyways, I noticed a lot of stuff about my work today.
They held meetings to discuss safety and whatnot, and made pretty damn sure it was drilled into people's heads that mixing up chemicals was a CRITIAL ERROR; however, I still find window spray in table sanitizer bottles, 4 different dilutions of the same concoction, bullshit man. I took the bottles to the manager who, next day, just put them all back where they were! So I emptied all the (probably expensive) chemical down the drain and refilled them with the proper amounts.
There is a cart that has had a flat tire for half of last year, not fixed, leaky tap in the bathroom, reported, not fixed, etcetc.
Oh well, they're improving, but god, we lose a lot of silverware man, we had maybe 100 knives and I remember having atleast 500, atleast it's not forks this year.
Annnnyways, work is okay, I have to be the asshole who tells everybody they're doing shit wrong, but it's okay, if it saves somebody from mixing dishwashing detergent with bleach and blowing out their fucking eyes, job well done.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Work
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Well I'm working again, sorry for not updating for the 2 people who actually read my blog occasionally.
Other than work, which I really couldn't for the life of me find anything to talk about, I've been doing absolutely nothing.
I've decided to give that girl I mentioned before another chance, hell knows I was a little insensitive, but fuck it if I am taking all the blame for it.
Well I'm working again, sorry for not updating for the 2 people who actually read my blog occasionally.
Other than work, which I really couldn't for the life of me find anything to talk about, I've been doing absolutely nothing.
I've decided to give that girl I mentioned before another chance, hell knows I was a little insensitive, but fuck it if I am taking all the blame for it.
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