User one: I have recently partook into a wonderful series of videos entitled: "The Angry Video Game Nerd" in which this delightful fellow reviews video games while spouting profanity.
User two: I must disagree with your opinion, and must provide instead the alternate title of: "The Angry Video Game Turd" as I rather dislike anything that has such a clever title so as to eclipse my own video game reviews.
User one: I cannot understand your outrageous claim, and must instead provide you with the assumption that I performed sexual intercourse with a female member of your immediate family.
User two: This does not compute, as my mother is dead and I have no sister.
User one: Your mother computed my sexual reproduction system merely hours ago.
User two: I provide you the idea of settling our conflict by means of pugilism, however, you will require a large sum of money to travel to my location so that we may carry out our scuffle in a fashion more befitting men of our calibre.
User one: Your mother befitted my calibre.
The internet: Circa 1780
Keep in mind, I know nothing of the ways of speech in history so 1780 is just an assumption.
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