Well I can count Department Store on the list of jobs I can't do.
So far it's:
Knife Salesman
Dishwasher
and Department Store
Man, I do my best and it's still not enough. Maybe the only place I could work is the welfare office.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
RIP Concrete Guy
Short backstory: Concrete guy was supposed to get me a job at his concrete guy place, but he was either lying or forgot to inform the union or something.
Either way, he's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of laying concrete at 100 ft in the air. (He didn't die from that.)
Too fucking soon though.
Either way, he's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of laying concrete at 100 ft in the air. (He didn't die from that.)
Too fucking soon though.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
OH BOY IT'S TOUCHY SUBJECT TIME
As pretty much everybody should know, I'm at least minimally involved in a little internet subculture known as the "Furry fandom"
Oh lord, the sexual deviants.
No no, first I am going to explain to you what the furry fandom is:
The furry fandom is a group of people who like anthropomorphic (humanized) animals, so basically people covered in fur, or animals who stand on 2 feet and talk, etc.
A "furry" is somebody who subscribes to this notion.
Now, before you get ahead of yourself, that's specifically what a "furry" is, nothing more: a fan of anthros. (Although occasionally anthros [short form for anthropomorphic humans] are referred to as such.)
Example of mainstream anthros: Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse (don't look them up on a furry site, you won't like that you see)
HERE COME THE MISCONSTRUSIONS:
A lot of people think furries are into animals. This is not true.
A lot of people think furries are into children. Also not true.
HOWEVER, there is a little problem with the fandom: PEOPLE ARE FAR TOO ACCEPTING.
There are people out there who like little kids and dogs but that's illegal :(
Then those people see the furry fandom for the golden land of accepted fetishes, and now you have beastiality of movies like Alpha and Omega, (a movie about talking dogs or some shit, I didn't see it) and of course it's okay; they can talk, therefore show content (bah).
Then you have the people who are into children; apparently, if you draw naked kids, it's not illegal, so they draw naked furry children and it's awwwwrite because they're characters and you can make them as mature as you want.
NOW.
Now that there's a backstory, it comes to my opinion.
Despite all of the arguably cruel things I've said about these people: I think it's perfectly fine.
NONONO, no. Think about it.
You are a pedophile, just go with me on this, I'm not accusing you.
You did not choose to be a pedophile, agreed it may be a pretty gross thing for some people, but it's what you like and you can't help it.
You want to see a little kid naked, but it's illegal.
Do you:
A. Go rape a kid: Go to prison.
B. Jack off to a picture of a kid (still illegal, but nobody gets hurt)
C. Jack off to a drawn picture of a kid. Legal.
I honestly think it's pretty bad. I'm not into kids or animals (but I do like anthros, and think clean young anthro art is adorable), but they were born with this, it's not a sickness, and it's not aquired, it's a sexual fetish that cannot be changed.
There's laws cracking down to remove questionable art, but honestly, you get that stuff removed, and people are going to get desperate for their fix, and next thing you know, your child and/or dog are going to be abducted for some strange sexual experiment.
Sorry for boring and/or disgusting you with all this stuff, but it's true and needs to be said; also the furry website I frequent is always up in arms about this crap.
***I am not a pedophile or zoophile, nor do I endorse either, I am merely a philosopher and speculator***
As pretty much everybody should know, I'm at least minimally involved in a little internet subculture known as the "Furry fandom"
Oh lord, the sexual deviants.
No no, first I am going to explain to you what the furry fandom is:
The furry fandom is a group of people who like anthropomorphic (humanized) animals, so basically people covered in fur, or animals who stand on 2 feet and talk, etc.
A "furry" is somebody who subscribes to this notion.
Now, before you get ahead of yourself, that's specifically what a "furry" is, nothing more: a fan of anthros. (Although occasionally anthros [short form for anthropomorphic humans] are referred to as such.)
Example of mainstream anthros: Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse (don't look them up on a furry site, you won't like that you see)
HERE COME THE MISCONSTRUSIONS:
A lot of people think furries are into animals. This is not true.
A lot of people think furries are into children. Also not true.
HOWEVER, there is a little problem with the fandom: PEOPLE ARE FAR TOO ACCEPTING.
There are people out there who like little kids and dogs but that's illegal :(
Then those people see the furry fandom for the golden land of accepted fetishes, and now you have beastiality of movies like Alpha and Omega, (a movie about talking dogs or some shit, I didn't see it) and of course it's okay; they can talk, therefore show content (bah).
Then you have the people who are into children; apparently, if you draw naked kids, it's not illegal, so they draw naked furry children and it's awwwwrite because they're characters and you can make them as mature as you want.
NOW.
Now that there's a backstory, it comes to my opinion.
Despite all of the arguably cruel things I've said about these people: I think it's perfectly fine.
NONONO, no. Think about it.
You are a pedophile, just go with me on this, I'm not accusing you.
You did not choose to be a pedophile, agreed it may be a pretty gross thing for some people, but it's what you like and you can't help it.
You want to see a little kid naked, but it's illegal.
Do you:
A. Go rape a kid: Go to prison.
B. Jack off to a picture of a kid (still illegal, but nobody gets hurt)
C. Jack off to a drawn picture of a kid. Legal.
I honestly think it's pretty bad. I'm not into kids or animals (but I do like anthros, and think clean young anthro art is adorable), but they were born with this, it's not a sickness, and it's not aquired, it's a sexual fetish that cannot be changed.
There's laws cracking down to remove questionable art, but honestly, you get that stuff removed, and people are going to get desperate for their fix, and next thing you know, your child and/or dog are going to be abducted for some strange sexual experiment.
Sorry for boring and/or disgusting you with all this stuff, but it's true and needs to be said; also the furry website I frequent is always up in arms about this crap.
***I am not a pedophile or zoophile, nor do I endorse either, I am merely a philosopher and speculator***
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Job Hunting
Also known as the infinite trek of disappointment.
I get it, we're supposed to go out there and sell ourselves, they're making an investment in us.
Why do employers have to be so god damn prejudice though? Can't they take a fucking chance and hire some kid for 2 hours a week just to see if he's worth the trouble?
I bust my ass out there every weekday looking for a shit job where I'm going to get treated like shit for shit wage and shit hours, and I get turned away as if I'm shit; the whole process is just shit shit shit, and honestly, with all the people looking for workers, you'd think you could go somewhere and just get put up at a job. (You're thinking a temp agency, right?) Well that shit doesn't fly. Temp agencies have all this bullshit you have to go through just to speak to somebody, and by the time that's done, half your day is gone, and you have to do it every freaken day.
Alright, getting a little cussy here.
I can't just expect somebody to hire me because I say I'm good, but then what the heck am I supposed to do? They won't hire me without experience, and I can't get experience without a job, I've done volunteer work, but apparently that's not enough; I took job specific training courses, and that got me a job for a year, but then they over staffed and cut my hours so I had to leave (while thinking I was getting a new job in construction).
You really can't cut a break in this world.
I think I'd be perfectly happy with a shitty trade that I hate every day, come home to nothing but a computer and just chill balls and play some vidya.
Forget about women. I'm sick of all the innate narcissicm, mind games... honestly, nothing you care about is serious with them, but God forbid the tiniest little thing goes wrong for them, the entire world has to hear of their fucking woes, and you who stays by her side through thick and thin get fucked, (not on your cock, though) every fucking time without fail. It's like they have some sort of complex to just completely disregard men as human beings and refuse to show them the respect they deserve.
Off topic anyways, it was kind of related to "coming home to nothing", and in all honesty, I'd rather be alone than deal with some sort of fucking huge cunt who just nags the shit out of me, coming home after 10 hours of shit labour.
Sorry this was less of an "update" for those who were looking for it, and more of me getting a bunch of things off my chest, but that was pretty much my whole motivation for updating.
Join us next time when I get a fleshlight or something.
I get it, we're supposed to go out there and sell ourselves, they're making an investment in us.
Why do employers have to be so god damn prejudice though? Can't they take a fucking chance and hire some kid for 2 hours a week just to see if he's worth the trouble?
I bust my ass out there every weekday looking for a shit job where I'm going to get treated like shit for shit wage and shit hours, and I get turned away as if I'm shit; the whole process is just shit shit shit, and honestly, with all the people looking for workers, you'd think you could go somewhere and just get put up at a job. (You're thinking a temp agency, right?) Well that shit doesn't fly. Temp agencies have all this bullshit you have to go through just to speak to somebody, and by the time that's done, half your day is gone, and you have to do it every freaken day.
Alright, getting a little cussy here.
I can't just expect somebody to hire me because I say I'm good, but then what the heck am I supposed to do? They won't hire me without experience, and I can't get experience without a job, I've done volunteer work, but apparently that's not enough; I took job specific training courses, and that got me a job for a year, but then they over staffed and cut my hours so I had to leave (while thinking I was getting a new job in construction).
You really can't cut a break in this world.
I think I'd be perfectly happy with a shitty trade that I hate every day, come home to nothing but a computer and just chill balls and play some vidya.
Forget about women. I'm sick of all the innate narcissicm, mind games... honestly, nothing you care about is serious with them, but God forbid the tiniest little thing goes wrong for them, the entire world has to hear of their fucking woes, and you who stays by her side through thick and thin get fucked, (not on your cock, though) every fucking time without fail. It's like they have some sort of complex to just completely disregard men as human beings and refuse to show them the respect they deserve.
Off topic anyways, it was kind of related to "coming home to nothing", and in all honesty, I'd rather be alone than deal with some sort of fucking huge cunt who just nags the shit out of me, coming home after 10 hours of shit labour.
Sorry this was less of an "update" for those who were looking for it, and more of me getting a bunch of things off my chest, but that was pretty much my whole motivation for updating.
Join us next time when I get a fleshlight or something.
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